should be armed with a Snickers. Always. Why? 1) If you get hungry, why wait? 2) It will be the new currency. When bills decay and coins are lost, Snickers will become more and more valuable. Trust me, in the long run, you can get a lot more out of Snickers. It just holds bartering power. I have given rides to school for a Snickers, and would have gotten a lot more if I had more Snickers. And 3) What a nice show of affection. Give one to the girl of your dreams, and you'll have her in the palm of your hands. I mean come on, who could resist a Snickers? My mom couldn't (still can't)... why do you think I exist?
2005/11/10
Snickers and the whole kaboodle
Ok, so I really don't know what the whole kaboodle is... I don't even know what a blog is, much less what I am doing with one! But here I am, trying to squeeze my way overworked (not really) brain (if that is what you can call it) to think of something to post. So here it is, to open my blog with my two cents: I think everyone should be armed with a Snickers. Always. Why? 1) If you get hungry, why wait? 2) It will be the new currency. When bills decay and coins are lost, Snickers will become more and more valuable. Trust me, in the long run, you can get a lot more out of Snickers. It just holds bartering power. I have given rides to school for a Snickers, and would have gotten a lot more if I had more Snickers. And 3) What a nice show of affection. Give one to the girl of your dreams, and you'll have her in the palm of your hands. I mean come on, who could resist a Snickers? My mom couldn't (still can't)... why do you think I exist?
should be armed with a Snickers. Always. Why? 1) If you get hungry, why wait? 2) It will be the new currency. When bills decay and coins are lost, Snickers will become more and more valuable. Trust me, in the long run, you can get a lot more out of Snickers. It just holds bartering power. I have given rides to school for a Snickers, and would have gotten a lot more if I had more Snickers. And 3) What a nice show of affection. Give one to the girl of your dreams, and you'll have her in the palm of your hands. I mean come on, who could resist a Snickers? My mom couldn't (still can't)... why do you think I exist?
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you want to know what i think. i mean yeah snickers are enjoyable but come on...they will not turn into the currency. so yeah, the boys at 111 who like to play pranks on innocent girls are all obsessed with snickers. big deal. its all about the twix anyways. i mean its the only candy bar with the cookie crunch. boo ya. you want to know what else i think. anyone that thinks so higly of a candy bar has major issues..where is the spontaneity in their life? surprised you didnt know that.
psha snickers? oh ya cuz i mean they are soooo good when you put them in a blizzard and they freeze with the ice cream and everytime you take a bit you break a tooth. ya right who likes that? lets be honest...i mean ok yes they are good for when you are starving and they are the only thing left in the house, ya i'd say i'd eat it, but if i had to choose between a whole shelf of candy bars or even two? it wouldn't be the snickers. but i do know where they are in your house and if they do turn into currency here in the next lil while...you better lock your doors..oh wait i need to copy a key first.
yeah you will need a copy of the key cause someone always locks the freakin door.....maybe you should use the secret window
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